Every Man His Own Detective
–George Antheil
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“X marks the gland where the criminal is found.”
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Glandbook for the Questing Man
— George Antheil
Reducing a laboratory science to a sidewalk sport for a grading of the passing female from A to D
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“More fun than Freud, more fascinating than fortune-telling: astound all your friends and confound all your rivals”
“Upon the bathing beach all truths are instantly laid bare.”
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As a composer I have a certain glittering interest in these young rich people. . .
. . .they will be our society patrons of tomorrow if we can ever catch them.
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And, if they will take any music at all, it will be an electrical and adrenal kind of music. . .
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. . . high-tensioned and vibrating with the forces of the present day.