Every Man His Own Detective

         –George Antheil

“X marks the gland where the criminal is found.”

Glandbook for the Questing Man

  — George Antheil

Reducing a laboratory science to a sidewalk sport for a grading of the passing female from A to D

“More fun than Freud, more fascinating than fortune-telling: astound all your friends and confound all your rivals”

“Upon the bathing beach all truths are instantly laid bare.” 

 As a composer I have a certain glittering interest in these young rich people. . .

. . .they will be our society patrons of tomorrow if we can ever catch them.

And, if they will take any music at all, it will be an electrical and adrenal kind of music. . .

. . . high-tensioned and vibrating with the forces of the present day.